Timmy's Dad

Mind your manners you sorry piece of elephant dung. Before I left this morning, I told your mother that I'd be more than happy to drop your body off in a dumpster on my way to work. I'm tired of all the A's you're bringing home from school. You think you're smarter than your old man? Huh? Well I got news for you Timmy, this afternoon I'm dropping by the salon and having my nails done. That's right, a two-tone polish job on the old hams, and then I'm going down to the fish market dressed in your mother's clothes to find myself a new boyfriend. I'm sorry Timmy (not really), but you're just not pleasing me anymore. Have a good day at school … moron!